I was busy that day, so I didn't attend, but did catch an occasional blast of a fanfare emanating from my radio. I was very impressed. There's nothing like a good fanfare to usher in a Monarch of note.
I leave you with this exclusive portrait of the King and his virgin consort.
You may have the portrait autographed with a rubber stamp applied by no lesser a personage than the King's handmaiden herself, Condoleezza Rice.
Please send the portrait, plus the small fee of $1000.00 to cover the cost of handling, and a return SASE.
Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.
You are an enzyme. You are powerful, dark,
variable, and can change many things at your
whim...even when they're not supposed to be
changed. Bad you. You can be dangerous or
wonderful; it's your choice.
2 comments:
Is Bush about to "heal" this guy with his amazing god-given superpowers, or simply getting ready to swat a gnat?
Enquiring minds want to know . . .
Rufus
Rufus-I do believe this is the gnat swatting posture.
Post a Comment